Dr. Phil 

He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!!

That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.

Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."

Dr. Phil by Freudian Slit May 13, 2005

Still-Phil 

One who experiences extreme difficulty in waking from sleep.

Riseth, Still-Phil, if you do not wish to miss breakfast, for it is approximately 3:15 PM.

"Even with the jackhammers tearing up the pavement outside his window, John hasn't moved from his bed in hours--is he..dead?"
"Nah, he's been a Still-Phil all his life."

Still-Phil by Beltz August 1, 2004

Big phil 

A dickheadhead teacher whos head so far up his fucking arse he might as well be wearing it as a hat. Prick of a guy whos bum licked by miss fucking Findlay who looks like a proxy.

Look out boys big Phil's about.

Big phil by Dufbugbm January 12, 2019

Stanky Phil 

n. (See also, Stanky Fill, v.); A person who committed the action of smoking an array of pills then proceeding to have intercourse with a corpse, purely with the intent of filling said corpse with semen.

Stanky Fill, v.; The action of smoking an array of pills then proceeding to have intercourse with a corpse, purely for filling the corpse with semen. The corpse becomes stanky filled or stanky full if you will, when the filler is finished.

Philnis n.; The phallis of the perpetrator becomes a philnis upon completing the act of stanky filling the cadavar.

"I'm gonna Stanky Fill you one of these days, I'm mostly waiting for you to die."

"Have you heard that the man who lives by the graveyard is a Stanky Phil! He has some sick fantasies!"

"This corpse is Stanky Filled to the brim, we're gonna have to call in the DNA tests."

Stanky Phil by Philner January 25, 2019

dan and phil 

They are obviously more than friends, but it's more than just romantic for them.

A: Who are Dan and Phil?
B: They are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates.

dan and phil by xal10 November 18, 2020

Despicable Phil 

Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.

"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."

Despicable Phil by Another Horrible Person April 21, 2014

Dr Phil 

verb meaning 'to over-analyse and come up with a stupid conclusion'

'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'

'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'

Dr Phil by Annamonkey July 25, 2008