phantom pooper

When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.

becky: "hey, what's that smell?"
rachel: "i think the phantom pooper has returned..."

by orangutanlover804x September 9, 2011

phantom sound

a sound that one seems to hear although there is no sound at all.

“Did you hear a sound?’ “No, it’s a phantom sound, my honey.”

by uttam maharjan November 22, 2011

Phantom Sipper

Someone who doesn't finish their alcohol before they open a new can/bottle and then doesn't admit that the unfinished drinks are theirs. This results in numerous half-full drinks left lying around.

John: "Who keeps leaving these half-full bottles around?"

Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."

John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"

by HH_Reezy January 18, 2013

Phantom Shagger

That unexplained, sudden, sharp anus pain that happens to all humans, for no reason, once a year. And you’ve to catch your breath and try to run away from your own arse.

I think I shit the wrong way or something. I got a phantom shagger just now.

by tahutoa July 2, 2022

Phantom music

When you can still hear a song playing, even after you've turned it off. It seems as if you can really hear it, and causes you to check if you ever really turned the music off.

I was listening to his singing before bed, but after I turned it off, I heard phantom music.. Creepy

by Int3llect March 2, 2015

phantom 4

A pretty good drone by dji with obstacle avoidance systems run by remote human black slaves trapped in underground offices. After all, the default color is white for the drones.

Hey dude you got a phantom 4 pro plus???
Yup, it set me back nearly 2 grand.
I got the dji mavic pro, same features and way better value for money.

by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017

phantom ring

phantom ring: when you think you hear or feel your phone (which is on vibrate) ring by vibrating in your pocket. you are convinced against all logic that your phone has vibrated, signaling a call when it has not.

you: yo bro, i think someone called my phone and i hear it vibrate.

friend: boy you trippin, another victim of the phantom ring.

by ace urameshi March 13, 2012