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Pat My Crease

When a woman wants you to have sex with her
Then Michelle said "Hey honey! Come over here and pat my crease!"
by Beefmakespremium August 2, 2019
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pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman
Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”
by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018
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pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.
My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.
by Jankyjana June 4, 2018
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pat it

"Pat it" is a common behavioural problem with ghetto girls. They slap their head and say "pat it" for whatsoever reason.
Scientific evidence says it is possible to cause headaches and stupidity.
Girl one: Girl, my weave on fleek
Girl two: Ayee that's right, you have to pat it
Girl one: IKR
by GIRLMYWEAVEISONFIRE December 24, 2017
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Pat Phillips

A person, probably a bit older, who is casually racist and doesn't even realize it.
Jeez, can you believe he called that Asian lady and Oriental? What a Pat Phillips.
by Krav Maga Karate Snack January 13, 2020
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St. Pats

Tj: “what did you do at St. Pats?”
maddy: “I hid in a cabinet
by oiiimeow January 16, 2020
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I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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