Parade Ruiner

A fat or ugly cheerleader or baton/ flag twirler wearing a short skirt, tight pants, or a leotard, Usually marching in a parade.

"This marching band is pretty good."

"Nevermind, all the baton twirlers are parade ruiners."

-or-

"This parade is full of parade ruiners."

by Doublewolf October 23, 2009

paradise white

Cocaine, Blow, Nose Candy, Boogar Sugar, Minnesota Baking Soda, you get the picture.

There is nothing a man hopped up on Ginko Biloba and Paradise White cannot do between the sheets.

by Zeus McFly July 27, 2016

vanessa Paradis

Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.

I wish i were married to Johnny Depp like Vanessa Paradis.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Parade

A line up of various shots taken one after another.

I dare you to take a shot of captain followed by tequila followed by whiskey

that's one sick parade

by wildchild84 October 16, 2010

Hair color paradox

When one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one's partner. When ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.

"Hans, I am happy that you are enjoying your time in Ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. Kelly told me that it is freaking her out."

"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."

by Cirdellin December 31, 2009

Para Para Paradise

A game developed by Konami of Japan to mimick the Para Para dancing style. The player swipes their hands under a set of 5 sensors at arrows on the screen. Many people refer to it as Dance Dance Revolution with hands. You'll either love the game or hate it. Many "normal" people believe it to be gay.

"Look at that - a Para Para Paradise machine. Wanna go try it out?"
"Nah - it looks gay."
"*shrug* see ya later."

by Seishi August 6, 2003

The Black Parade

The Black Parade is the new name of My Chemical Romance's newest album, which came out last year. But, the real meaning of the black parade, think about it, black symbolizes death, and a parade is a celebration, so The Black Parade is a Celebration of Death. It is also focused around "The Patient" and you can find a picture of "The Patient" on photobucket.

Long Live The Black Parade!

by addicted2mcr October 19, 2007