A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
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Get the Parasiliti mug.A parasite by definition is something who feeds off a person (or a so-called 'host').
1. A parasite in many examples could be a person who basically lives off another human being, without planning to pay them back in any way possible. This person basically takes advantage of the host or person they live off of, reasons could be of following: money, house, or food.
2. A parasite could also be something in a person or animals body. The parasite feeds off of the person/animal's insides.
3. Baby/Fetus. I techincally do look at as a baby or fetus as a parasite because it still is inside the body of a person or animal, and it does take nutriants from it's carrier.
1. A parasite in many examples could be a person who basically lives off another human being, without planning to pay them back in any way possible. This person basically takes advantage of the host or person they live off of, reasons could be of following: money, house, or food.
2. A parasite could also be something in a person or animals body. The parasite feeds off of the person/animal's insides.
3. Baby/Fetus. I techincally do look at as a baby or fetus as a parasite because it still is inside the body of a person or animal, and it does take nutriants from it's carrier.
1. Del is a parasite, all he does is feed off of people and takes advantage of them.
2. I hope Chris is okay, he had to go to the hospitol to get a parasite removed from his body or he was going to die.
3. My aunt is pregnant again, can't wait to see the little parasite when it pushes it's way out.
2. I hope Chris is okay, he had to go to the hospitol to get a parasite removed from his body or he was going to die.
3. My aunt is pregnant again, can't wait to see the little parasite when it pushes it's way out.
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