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Parker

Parker is probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has gorgeous eyes. He can give you the wrong idea sometimes and can be lowkey dumb sometimes. A ton of girls take him for granted though, and don’t realize what they had until they’ve lost him. Any girl would be lucky to call him theirs. Parker usually likes younger girls, it’s just his preference. He’ll treat you like a queen and is the sweetest soul, unless you’re joking around, then he’s an asshole. But you gotta love him!
Vanessa : “Omg guys, I think Parker just looked at me”
Madison : *makes eye contact w him* Oh yeah, totally!”
Emma : “He’s so cute, I wish he would give me a chance!”

Hailey : “Yeah, right
by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020
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parker

the most amazing guy, he may seem intimidating at first but once you get to know him he's the most loyal friend you'll ever have. he thinks he's weird and not worthy of love, but he's so amazing and my favorite person in the world. If you happen to befriend him you should count yourself lucky.
"I'm legit the luckiest person on earth to be able to call parker my husbando and be his spousu"
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Grant Parker

A good looking amazing singer. A youtube star to be.
by Kim43424 May 4, 2011
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Brian Parker

A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.
Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"
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Self-parterned

The term single people use to tell everyone that the are not looking for anyone special or are off the hook.
Eg- So what's your relationship status?
I'm self-parterned
by Peppergum November 5, 2019
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A Parker

A certain person who likes a lot of it up the bum
They are all such "A Parker"
by willymuncher1011 February 17, 2020
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