palm zombie

Someone who is totally absorbed in the iPods, iPhones, or other hand held devices and walking about oblivious to the world.
I don't even try to guys who only look at their iPhones. They're palm zombies!
by eroticboy December 17, 2012
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palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)
Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."
by The Dirtbag November 07, 2013
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Palm Action

I haven't sniffed any muff in a few hours it's about time for some Palm Action.
Her dirty snatch didn't fix my blue balls so I'm going to have to settle it the old-fashioned way in the bathroom, with a little bit of Palm Action.
by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) September 12, 2022
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Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.
Thanks for giving the oldmidnight palm” last night.
by DeanGullberry69 November 01, 2020
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Palm Bomb

To cup a fart in the palm of your hand, closing your fist capturing the smell to be used as a pocket noxious fumes bomb
“Yooo, I got a stinky one brewing’ up….lets use it to ‘palm bomb’ Steven and wake him up !”
by Lou Cashes May 30, 2025
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Palm Harbor Middle school

A school on the west coast of florida with a bunch of emo and suicidal kids there is a fight there every other day teachers suck ass. 6th grade is annoying 7th grade is fine 8th graders are a bunch of insecure little pussy who think making fun of every kid in there school makes them hard. Assistant principal's suck ass. Everthing at phms sucks
Man only thing worse than getting your ass eatin by joe biden is Palm Harbor Middle School
by Hitler from phms September 28, 2021
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palm-juggle

Where ya playfully "bounce" someone's hands up and down by lightly slapping his palms upwards from below with your hands, like you're juggling tennis-balls.
Hand-stack and wrist-clap are awesome ways to have fun wif pretty girls, but smilingly playing palm-juggle is even more likely to elicit da delighted giggles from dem.
by QuacksO October 06, 2018
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