dinner plate

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)

Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"

by Biggest May 25, 2006

L-plate

L-plates are square signs with a red "L" at the center. They are placed on cars in Britain to show that the person driving is inexperienced (the "L" is short for "learner"). People also jokingly attach these signs to their clothing before they get married, to show that they are beginners in marriage

Yesterday I got my driver's license but I'm not a good driver. Can't you see my L-plate on my car?

Just the fact that I don't blame myself I'll wear a L-plate on my suit so the people know that I'm inexperienced.

by AndyR February 22, 2005

plateau

the act of drinking to the point of getting fucked up but not vomiting.

Last night I meant to plateau but I ended up bell curving that shit.

by cariboulou2013 October 27, 2009

California Plates

The boob job and lower back tattoo combo, typically found on the bleach-blonde hoochie.

She's on the back of the bike, bright red g-string, bad dye job, California plates front and rear.

by Skins Not Sacks January 19, 2007

droppin' plates

Disturbed song making a reference to the noise and impact resulting from dropping plates of weight from a barbell, comparing their music and attitude to the heavy drop of plates, much like a rap group might say "this how we do, son."

"Disturbed in the house, we're droppin' plates
...
"'Cause when you hear this shit, you'll get to steppin'
Gonna fight the war, and use my music as a weapon!"

by Wasser_spiegel October 20, 2006

Plaster of Penis

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.

"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

china plate

Glasgow rhyiming slang for mate. a friend or close companion

here comes ma wee china plate

is john yer china plate noo then?

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007