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ping-pom

The somewhat common phenomenon where Brits (or "poms") bounce back and forth from living in Australia to the UK (may be repeated many times). Possibly caused by the perception that the grass is always greener on the other side.
I spent most of my 20s and 30s ping-pomming as I couldn't make my mind up where to live.
by Edwinski April 7, 2022
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Ping

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.
Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese gaming videos and the house burned down.
by Dooberfish November 22, 2021
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Ping Ponging

1. Wondering around aimlessly in your brain, scatterbrained
2. Unable to focus solely on a one thing at a given time

3. Trying to accomplish too much at one time but cannot accomplish anything
I was ping ponging around today. I feel like I didn't accomplish anything because I was ping ponging around for hours.
by Kitty Kat + Madd Dog Nate January 9, 2018
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kong ping video

the only place left for hentai. weird asian porn.
person 1: "fuck mate, did ya see that kong ping video, had a bit of a good time with the dog cunt"
teacher: "what the fuck is kong ping"
by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD November 2, 2020
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Ping

For example 300 ping = 0.3 Sec. delay. And maxium ping in Fortnite is 1080 Ping = 1.08 Sec. Delay.
Another example: Ping 2030 = 2.08 sec. delay. 6008 Ping = 6.008 Sec. Delay. 3487 Ping = 3.487 sec. delay.

If the ping is 100 ping = 0.1 sec. delay. And 1000 Ping is 1 sec. delay. And 10 ping is like 0.010 sec. Delay.

Ping DOSEN'T Give you lag. Because Ping is for Delay. Packet loss or slow download/upload will make you start lag. And then Ping increase. Because of Ping JUST GIVE you Delay. Understand?
Ping, JUST GIVES you delay!
by Mr. Infinity North May 24, 2020
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Ping Ping my Dingaling

When one attaches a nokia cellphone to one’s penis and then asks a friend, partner, or co-worker to call them. Thereby “Ping Ping(ing) {their} Dingaling
AYO boss, can you uh- Ping Ping My Dingaling? Thanks g. preciate it.

I got tommy to Ping Ping My Dingaling yesterday, pretty cool experience. Made me shout “OH ME CORCH!”
by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022
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The Ping Pong

A man wears a strap on backwards. He stands between two girls and thrusts back and forth while the girls remain still. This is the ping pong.
"Bruh, I just did The Ping Pong with the whole women's ping pong team last night and the girls were fucked senseless."
"Bruh we gotta try dual mode sometime."
by WobniarTheSixth January 7, 2020
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