Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

by teakayallday July 8, 2018

The ‘Ol Rich English

When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.

Anastasia was a bitch to you, should have snuck in and given her the ‘ol rich english brah

by Ghouless February 3, 2019

Tittle ol Littys

The opposite of tig ol bittys. Little ol titties.

Damn that girl got some tittle ol Littys. She ain't got nothing.

by Nya1031 May 31, 2018

ole basement whore

Someone committed to completely satisfying their parnter and not worried about putting on a pretty show.

I love my wife, she's a great mom and my bestfriend, that's why she's my grade-a ole basement whore.

by Cuddlycactus June 3, 2018

Tig Ol Bitties

Big ass titties

Damn that girl got some Tig Ol Bitties

by Cjizzle my nizzle July 11, 2019

Ol muddy slug

When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.

-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.

-Ah, the ol muddy slug.

by Mr.Unknown89 May 11, 2019

dig ol bicks

Refers to the phrase “big ol dicks”

WOW those are some Dig Ol Bicks!

by Big Ol Bitties May 16, 2018