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Ofer

Ofer is a godly creature that exists within body, mind and soul.

Ofer must be praised, worshipped and revered on a daily basis.

Ofer is sole reason for our existens and without Ofer we would be all but lost souls in The Maw.

Ofers supporters can mainly be found amongst a large group of Flaming Hawt Eboys.
1. "Why do you smell?"
2. "I were too busy praising Ofer to shower today"

1."Ofer"

1."During my weekly prayers to Ofer, i gained enlightenment and felt the mighty power of Ofer"

1."Praise the Ofer, Praise the Ofer, Praise the all mighty Ofer"
by Xyntec December 1, 2020
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offelia

Some girl: man offelia is so beautiful i wish i was like her
Some guy: man offelia is so beautiful i wish i was like her
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non-offensive swears

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.
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by Shameless Creations July 23, 2008
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Counter-offensive

An insult rendered in passing against someone who is not present, usually over a breakfast counter.
Person 1: Does DImmortal realize that his user-name sounds like "Dim Mortal"?
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.
by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym December 30, 2009
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Skipable Offense

When a fellow pothead intentionally disturbs the peace of the cyph and a vote to skip them on a round on the blunt is initiated
While a blunt is in rotation brandon decides to slap the weed out a rollers hand and someone calls Skipable Offense . Fuck u your getting skipped this round dick
by Nicoboy June 24, 2020
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Yeetable Offense

1.) Used commonly when asking if a prior statement/action is valid enough to reply with "Yeet".

2.) Lesser used Definition, when someone does something unacceptable within the friend group/society they have committed a "Yeetable Offense" which in terms for being removed or "yeeted" from said group or society.
1.) "Bro, did you see how Dylan threw that bottle? Is that a Yeetable Offense?"

"Yes, he absolutely Yeeted that!"

2.) "Guys, I just learned that Alex watched Cuties and liked it, please tell me this is a Yeetable Offense?!?"
by The_Captain_Kirk September 12, 2020
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Repeat offender

Someone who not only commits a mortifying sexual faux pas once but again and again, not necessarily with the same person.
“Kev, you won’t believe it, I was having the time of my life, pulled out and she shit straight in my lap”
“I would mate, she did the same to me Saturday night, and Steve last Tuesday, she’s a repeat offender”
by Sarcastic Susan May 31, 2022
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