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Intelectual who is so bored that they become a god

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by Dudenesswhosbored May 23, 2022

The ol switch grip

The action Where one has his or her hand get tired from masturbation that they have to switch hands to continue towards climax. (Must be said in a western cowboy voice).

I was jerking so hard that my left arm cramped so I did the ol switch grip.

by Croybarn October 28, 2017

The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

the ole polar express

When you put Vicks vapor rub on your lips and then give an icy, refreshing ass eating.

Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.

by talllankyjew December 15, 2017

Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

by teakayallday July 8, 2018

big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.

Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.

by t i n o December 11, 2017

Tig ol bittes

The clean way to say big ol tittes

Look at them tig ol bittes

by Chaoticfoolzz February 10, 2020