Jamie Oliver

A muppet who managed to become a British celebrity by combining half-arsed cooking with a fake cockney accent. Sold his soul to the UK supermarket chain Sainsburys.

If yew don't wan' ter get caught by the pork chops an' end up in a flowery dell, they 'ad be'er not understand what yew’re tawkin’ about. Nuff said, yeah? Oh, and buy some stuff from Sainsburys.

by J@ffa October 6, 2004

Oliv

The one who will always be there for you through good and bad times. The one who is art and anime obsessed. The one who can scar you with a look at her role play. The one who teaches you to be stronger. The one who wears mostly black. The one who never fails to make you laugh or smile. The one who can make your ears bleed with fan fiction. The one who you want to keep in your life. The one who lets you call her by her inside joke name, Oliv.

I wish I had someone like Oliv in my life...

by DogLineCT August 31, 2017

Olivia

This is a girl that you will NEVER want to lose. She is an artist and unique in her own way. She is crazy and a weirdo. If ever come apon an Olivia you can know that she is the girl you want to be freinds with. If there's any boys reading this then you should know that if you date an Olivia she will keep you safe and make sure you are always happy and always smiling. She has a great smile and beautiful hair. She is super quirky and will ALWAYS laugh at her own jokes.

Olivia is the BOMB

by Hey peeps🙃 February 19, 2019

Olivia

Olivia, she is someone who is strong. she always has a smile on her face, even though most of the time it isn’t real. she’s been hurt far too many times, beginning with her father. she doesn’t let people in easily. she’s scared of being in love because “people always leave”. when things get to serious, she walks away. she probably isn’t even meant for a relationship, she’s independent and just wants to be free. when she tells you she loves you, she means it. she loves to have fun, no matter what it is. she’s beautiful, even though she doesn’t realize it. she curses A LOT, you’ll have to get used to that. most people just want her for her body, which is understandable because it’s a nice one. she gets sad a lot, but she’s good at hiding it. you’ll learn so many things from her, and when she leaves you’ll be sad.. but lemme tell ya, she wasn’t a mistake, she was a damn good lesson.

Guy 1: I wish Olivia would just settle down with someone, preferably me.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s not how she is.

by bangthedrums March 26, 2018

Olivier Factor

The act of making a seemingly easy or standard task much harder than it actually should be by means of choosing the most unknown or abstract method to complete the task.

Andrew: Well why the fuck did he do it that way?
Matt: That's the Olivier Factor for you...

by Paul_Kemp July 14, 2009

Olivia

An awesome girl. She's super hot and has the nicest boobs you will ever see. She's a goddess in bed and literally the sexiest chica on the planet. She is sarcastic and a bit cynical but she means well. She will always be there for you, and she says whatever comes to mind. She has long wavy brown hair and bright green eyes. She's really hard on herself and tries very hard to make everyone happy and she feels guilty if they're not. If you have the luck to meet a single Olivia, you better snatch her up quick before someone else does.

Guy: hey that chick is damn sexy.
Girl: I wish I could be her.
Guy: what's her name?
Girl: her name's Olivia. She has a boyfriend though.

Guy: Dammit.

by Iloveolivia September 7, 2013

Oliver

He is a student that does not do any work in class and proceeds to play games in class even when he has assessments due

Teacher: Oliver stop playing games you need to get your assessment done
Oliver: but miss I..
Teacher: no, no, no not this time i've been looking at lan school and you've been playing krunker.io all lesson

by The friend destroyer March 25, 2019