“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
by Cheeze Webz October 23, 2015
The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.
by Door gunner September 06, 2017
The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
by Thatone random guy May 05, 2014
The urge to jerk the wheel of your car while traveling at excessive speeds due to high levels of stress or random feelings of depression.
by yellowbuss September 18, 2015
When you get an ouchie on your penis and put an ice pack on it. But then your girlfriend decides to try and heal you by giving you a blowjob while your dick is ice cold, like a popsicle
Damn dude, yesterday we were going hard at it and i hurt my dick badly, and as she was putting the ice pack on she decided to give me a jerk-sicle. was the best feeling ever bro.
by Makkie_Sakkie October 04, 2021