bean-hooked

N.B.: somewhat related to hopped up on the bean:

adj: a person who is simply addicted to coffee

there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.

by Sexydimma September 15, 2013

Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

Papi Beans

The supreme ruler of everything.

There is no true God, only Papi Beans

by hapey egg March 16, 2017

Bean Flickathon

When two or more females have a race who can climax the first, by solely flicking their bean. The winner takes all.

Arabella, Alexa, and I had a bean flickathon last night. Arabella gushed across the room after 5 minutes. She looked like Niagra Falls, but at the end of the day she won

by Arou1 July 1, 2016

bean baggin

When a guy unconsciously fucks over a co-worker without realizing he's doing it.

I caught Josh bean baggin yesterday and they made Brock stay late to cover him.

by ballsfromheaven June 29, 2008

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.

That damn nigger is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Widgey Bean

Simply a nickname given to the coolest kid that ever lived

Will was such a widgey bean!

by pastiehen April 23, 2011