air conditional

The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.

Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."

Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."

Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."

by Lamb Lamb August 5, 2009

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Get the air conditionalmug.

Air Humper

A disorder that causes the victim to have an undeniable need to hump anything and EVERYTHING in sight, including the air. Air Humper(s) are very self-conscience beings, and are rarely found in public. When confronted about said disorders, they become enraged, and go into a deep state of irrational denial.

At her fourth grade graduation, Gabby was overcome by her need to hump the air and could not fight the urge, exposing her "Air Humper" disorder to hundreds.

Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air Humper in public.

Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!

by thepeopleinthecafateriathatday August 5, 2010

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air props

npl. the act of giving props (see) to one's friend as a farewell bid, when the two parties involved have distanced themselves too far apart from one another to make a legitimate fist-tap. Usually only performed as a make-up act in the wake of one of the parties forgetting to give the other props prior to beginning departure.

Jim: Aight guys, I'm out, peace. (begins to walk away without giving props to anyone)

Crew: Eh yo homie not even gon give us props!? Wutevs man, (raising their fists in the air along with Jim) air props STILL!

by bigballa September 2, 2007

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