Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

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doubke deal

When you're so excited to double down on a deal that your auto correct can't keep up with you.

Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!

by DatKiwi May 31, 2018

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joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.

I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!

by Vixha April 17, 2016

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road deal

when you pick-up a random piece of ass at a truck stop.

I was driving to Mobile, Alabama and came across a great Road Deal in Biloxi.

by BluesBaller December 13, 2016

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That big of a deal

20 of your kids are dead now so...

Hym "And that number will up if I am not giving the information I require. You a committed to covering this up because you don't want your nose rubbed in piss and I'm going to destroy your fucking lives the way you tried to destroy mine. It's that big of a deal. I don't think the parents are going to take an 'oopies' on this one."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

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