A city with REAL gangsters (Russian, Italian, Chinese etc) Mafias. Not as many stupid shitskin punks shooting each other over who is wearing blue or red.
A city so intellectually stimulating and exciting that it can incite even negoroes into creative writing such as early raps. But that has now degenerated like everything else by (non New York) negroes, into assanine pussy punk pigtail talk like Snoopy Dogg.
A city so intellectually stimulating and exciting that it can incite even negoroes into creative writing such as early raps. But that has now degenerated like everything else by (non New York) negroes, into assanine pussy punk pigtail talk like Snoopy Dogg.
This 15 year old tourist went into this bar and New York, and probably could have got served. Cept he was an asshole and said to the bartender "Just give me a Manhattan, dickhead." The Bartender said "Yes sir!" Then the kid could get the drink someone wiped a big brown booger on the inside of the glass. The kid said "Hey what the fuck? WHAT IS THAT BROWN CLUMP OF SHIT FLOATING AT THE TOP?" He said "It must be Harlem, pussy boy!" Then everyone laughed profusioly at him.
Why does Harlem stand out as such an eyesore? Why else!
Why does Harlem stand out as such an eyesore? Why else!
by quit your tribal warfare October 7, 2004
Get the new york city mug.Best city in New York State people love to hate it especially the ones that live here who complain about living here but none of them can afford to leave and ignorant people think their not part of rochester because their in a neighborhood in rochester labeled something differently...... little italy is east rochester.... people hate on aquinas institute and say it's in a bad part of the city.... shut the heck up becuase it's not a bad part just some of the people look bad..... rochester consists of greece, brockport, gates, chili, victor, east rochester, henrietta, brighton churchville, spencerport, hamlin, hilton, pittsford, penfield, scottsville, and many more parts of rochester in monroe county.... stupid people that live in those part think their not a part of rochester for some reason... thats how stuck up people are..... great private schools
best private schools people hate on allendale columbia, harley school, our lady of mercy high, mcquaid.... especially aquinas institute and bishop kearney. GO Rochester, New York!!
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by Boo Boo June 25, 2004
Get the upstate new york mug.New York City is actually five small counties(boroughs) in the southern part of New York state. Two of the counties are on western Long Island(Queens and Brooklyn); two counties are islands(Manhattan and Staten Island); and one county is on the southern tip of the state(Bronx). New York City is one of the financial capitals of the Western Hemisphere and has many attractions for tourists. Most of these attractions are in Manhattan. However, there are some good places to visit in the other four boroughs.
New York is a great place to visit and has some great restaurants. Be prepared, though. Many things in Manhattan are very expensive. If you want a good, cheap restaurant, I recommend going to one of the other boroughs(specifically Queens). The cultural diversity of New York makes way for many restaurants with cuisines from many countries.
Some good attractions in the city include Bronx Zoo, the Coney Island aquarium, Museum of Natural History, Intrepid Museum, and Statue of Libterty. For sports fans, there is also Shea Stadium in Queens, Yankee Stadium in Bronx, Giants Stadium and Prudential Center in nearby New Jersey, Madison Square Garden in Manhattan, and Nassau Veterans Memorial Colloseum in Nassau county(east of Queens).
Despite all this, New York City does have its problems. Inflation is causing the prices of good to go up even more. Not to mention, gentrification and other things are causing housing to go up. Ever since 9/11, it's been getting worse and worse to live in the city. Even in the less expensive outer boroughs. On top of this, some of the residents are arrogant morons who like to talk about how great the city is. Some parts of the city are also areas you want to stay away from(Harlem, certain parts of Brooklyn, Queens, and Bronx).
New York is a great place to visit and has some great restaurants. Be prepared, though. Many things in Manhattan are very expensive. If you want a good, cheap restaurant, I recommend going to one of the other boroughs(specifically Queens). The cultural diversity of New York makes way for many restaurants with cuisines from many countries.
Some good attractions in the city include Bronx Zoo, the Coney Island aquarium, Museum of Natural History, Intrepid Museum, and Statue of Libterty. For sports fans, there is also Shea Stadium in Queens, Yankee Stadium in Bronx, Giants Stadium and Prudential Center in nearby New Jersey, Madison Square Garden in Manhattan, and Nassau Veterans Memorial Colloseum in Nassau county(east of Queens).
Despite all this, New York City does have its problems. Inflation is causing the prices of good to go up even more. Not to mention, gentrification and other things are causing housing to go up. Ever since 9/11, it's been getting worse and worse to live in the city. Even in the less expensive outer boroughs. On top of this, some of the residents are arrogant morons who like to talk about how great the city is. Some parts of the city are also areas you want to stay away from(Harlem, certain parts of Brooklyn, Queens, and Bronx).
*Tourists from another city.*
1st tourist: New York City has been a great place to visit the last four days. The Statue of Liberty looks splendid from here. We should go see it.
2nd tourist: Sure, then we can go to Shea Stadium later and watch those Mets get whipped by the Braves! The Braves shall rise again!
1st tourist: Ok...
1st tourist: New York City has been a great place to visit the last four days. The Statue of Liberty looks splendid from here. We should go see it.
2nd tourist: Sure, then we can go to Shea Stadium later and watch those Mets get whipped by the Braves! The Braves shall rise again!
1st tourist: Ok...
by King of Inland July 1, 2007
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Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" and it was time to spark it up
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