Nebraska Man

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

by Steve4051 June 27, 2025

Negrafeliac

Sexual fantasy that involves sleeping with black dead people.

As a negrafeliac, one should searchbthe obituaries in poor neighborhoods

by Bryankhansukit July 23, 2025

Nebraskan Water Stain

A pee stain. Simple as that. Your pants are wet with pee? That's a Nebraskan Water Stain.

Dude did you see Mary? Major Nebraskan Water Stain all over her jeggings.

by tgnws September 3, 2025

Nebraska Safety Seat

While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch

I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.

by Cockdiesel89 September 6, 2025

Nebraskan hot cocoa

When you piss in someone’s butt and they poop out the piss and shit into a cup and you cum on the top of the cup like it’s whipped cream.

I gave Lindsay a Nebraskan hot cocoa last night

by D1branch15 October 15, 2025

Nebraska nose vacuum

The act of Cummins inside of a girls vagina, and then stickning your nose is and sucking all the air out som it creates a vacuum inside of it so the cum starts to boil.

I just went to this girls house and Nebraska nose vacuumed her!

by manbun004 October 20, 2025