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Natural Ice 

This is not your grandma's beer. At 5.9% Natural Ice stands high above most of America's beer. With a clean crisp taste, (NEVER BUY CANS YOU MORONS!!!!), it is deceivingly strong. I dare you to try to drink a twelve pack! This beer will will even make the college lineman drunk as a skunk! Be careful drinking this stuff if you are under 200 pounds
I drank a bunch of Natural Ice, WTF happened last night?
Natural Ice by Buck Fitches May 14, 2011
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natural athlete 

Individual born with outstanding athletic and sexual skills. While others may have to work hard to excel on the athletic field and in the bedroom, natural athletes will achieve great things without practicing or expending much effort.
"Gary is ...not a natural athlete."

"At first glance my partner may appear to be a lowly gizz-mopper, but I can assure you he is a well-endowed natural athlete."
natural athlete by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

natural selection 

1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.

2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.
"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris

Naturalized Hillbilly 

Someone who was not born a hillbilly but now is one. Usually someone who is an alcoholic or addicted to drugs.
No bob was not born in Alabama, he is a naturalized hillbilly.

Natural Log 

Look in the toilet after #2 and you will find a Natural Log.
Example: Calculus tends to be very fond of Natural Logs. For example, what is the derivative of a natural log? Why is this natural log bigger than this other natural log?
Natural Log by poop666666666666 March 21, 2009

Natural Black Cadabers 

These are Natural Black Boobies that are so ridiculously large that they resemble two dead bodies hanging off the chest area. Although the real term for dead bodies is cadaver, the word has been passed through several dialects and generations in Africa transforming the pronouncing of the word in today's common language.
I was supply teaching grade 7 gym and coulnd't believe one chick with these UNBELIEVABLE natural black cadabers. No doubt she had to get a custom made bra to support those flappers.

natural habitat

someone's comfort in doing something they truly love
look at soraya! she's sleeping on the roof of her car eating pho, I think she's in her natural habitat