nachos and cheese

you take two old retarded women and a cup. You punch both ladies in their cooters. You put the cup under them. When you punch the first retard, her crusties fall into the cup. You punch the second retard in the same place and her fluids fall out into the cup. Then enjoy!!!

I enjoyed the nachos and cheese.

by joe March 24, 2005

nache

Nache is a word used to describe any female who stinks of nachos temporarily or permanently due to excessive consumption of nacho platters.

Rob- "Is jenny going to finish those nachos with all the toppings?"

jon- "dude thats her second order today"

Rob-"uh, thats so disgusting, what a Nache."

by Jeff Hogleten December 6, 2009

Nacho Disaster

The worst kind of appetizer available. It consists of a small amount of nacho chips, yet an ungodly amount sauce, cheese and other toppings that drip off the plate.

Dumbass #1: I don't know dude, should we just get the Nacho Disaster?
Dumbass #2: I guess, I mean that sounds awful but ok

by Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? November 3, 2009

nachogasm

when a man ejaculates on nachos and eats the nachos.

don't give me the nachogasmed nachos.

by nacho lover 123454321 February 19, 2011

Nachtmahr

Nachtmahr is a Demon who Fucks your Brain up at Night! Dreaming Bad? A Nachtmahr was in your Bed!

A Nachtmahr hunted me in my Dreams! Nachtmahr stolen my Lolipop...

by Nachtmahr April 7, 2010

Nacho

A russian man with semi-curly hair, a childish face, tattoos, can't grow any facial hair other than a mustache, and is a dick.

Person 1: You see that Russian kid...I mean man, over there?
Me:Yeah, he's a total Nacho
Nacho: Hey asshole, what did you call me?
Person 1: *runs away*
Me: A nacho..

by Demonic Bro February 23, 2014

nacho yakking

Jerking your dick with nacho cheese instead of lube or lotion

Man, I had the best wank walk of my life. I tried nacho yakking

by PotatoCreator May 2, 2018