nose mine

a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect

Man, Jose just laid a nose mine in the hall! Don't walk through there for another hour or so!

by Mad Coyote July 28, 2010

Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.

"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."

by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013

Nose hug

To squeeze somebody's between 2 fingers and turn it 180 to 360 degrees.

Known in the Germanophone world as "Nasenquackie"

When Julia was pulling my leg, I applied a nose hug to her face.

by bacioberlin June 21, 2011

dink nose

a person who you are unsatisfied with in there actions or a person whom has part of a mans genitalia as a nose.

"you have a dink nose"

"what a dink nose"

by will thomson January 19, 2009

The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office

I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.

by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010

Nose First

When a male with a boner runs into a wall and their nose hits the wall first.

Man has a nose first down their

by Swfty50 April 21, 2021

English nose

Someone who is DEFINITELY gay but won't admit it can be described as having an English nose. Either that or they have a nose that derives from English roots.

Girl 1: Omg he is so cute!!!
Girl 2: Keep dreaming; he has an English nose, if ya catch my drift.

by 123endmysuffering456 December 22, 2016