Mop Noodles

Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.
Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!
by Galfinkus October 25, 2010
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noodle noccer

someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by
Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!
by Street's Disciple 89 May 23, 2007
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Puppy Noodle

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!
by Da_Evil_Doggo May 09, 2018
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Fluffy Noodle

The fluffy noodle squirmed out of my hand.
by Annabellemapel July 27, 2016
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Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle
Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
by Kel82 January 13, 2018
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laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 11, 2008
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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
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