Mop Noodles

Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.

Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!

by Galfinkus October 25, 2010

sweet noodles

awesome, wicked, sick, etc

instead of "that was sick!"

"sweet noodles dude"

by threefish October 8, 2011

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

by Milomoseley September 24, 2016

Fresh Noodle

Your homie. That one kid that evry1 likes. He is the swaggiest kid aboard the ark, so swag that is he were a spell in Harry Potter, he would be called Wingardium Swagiosa.

Fresh Noodle: Hey kiddies! Fresh Noodle is in the house!!!

by jathatual November 6, 2016

Biddy Noodling

(n.) the act of getting a chick and making her yours for a night/life

info: based on catfish noodling

Daniel: I'm bored.
Anthony: Let's go biddy noodling!
Daniel: How bout we go for those biddies over there!
Anthony: Yeah! Nicki and Anna are so hot!
Daniel: Get da bait ready! ;)

by PhoenixRising33 August 14, 2010

Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017

laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!

by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008