Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 17, 2022

fair dinkum deals

fair dinkum deals is fair dinkum deals

I will make you a fair dinkum deal

e.g if you let me kill you, you can slap me after it is done

defined it is fair dinkum deals

by fair dinkum deals January 16, 2017

Godfather deal

Accept the beneficial offer or suffer an excruciating punishment.

Here's my Godfather deal: call me on the phone and we'll chat, or date Chris instead.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015

Schmeal Deal

A collection of pure top notch Schmeals. For the simple price of £3.50 at your local Morrisons

Morrison's got nothin on them Schmeal Deals

by Calstudogsqueezy x November 15, 2019

Deal

An agreement between two or more parties, much like a promise or a garenter to keep ones word

Tell you what, lets make a deal?

Oh yeah, whats in it for me?

I will give you my netflix pasword for your left shoe?

Daym, thats a pretty good deal! U promise tho?

Thats what a deal is right?

True.

by Social Rejection June 10, 2018

Can’t even deal

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna

Today is the day I can’t even deal

by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021

DONE DEAL

When a decision is made with zero hesitation, zero reversal, and full conviction.

No more talking. No backing out.

DONE FUCKING DEAL.

"Charith said we’re launching next Friday, not next month. Done deal."

"We’re skipping the party and hitting the gym instead. Done deal."

"I’m breaking up with her. Done deal."

by DADDY RITH May 28, 2025