mutant

A type of every day civilian that forms menial tasks around the city. They are usually low class in wealth, and are very unkept in appearance. Shaggy or greasy hair, bad skin, and odor are usually found around mutants. They can be found driving a city bus, handing out parking tickets, or cleaning up government facilities.

I saw a mutant trying to write a ticket for my car because it was parked 3 minutes over the hour limit, so I told him to get the fuck outta there.

by The Sub February 15, 2005

mutually assured

Collective agreement. More than one thing acting together to ensure something happening

The spanking of the Nazi's was mutually assured by the Allies.

by Wolfwood September 14, 2003

Mutual Affective Consolidation

Mutual Affective Consolidation (MAC for short) is when your feelings and emotions are consolidated with a mutual individual, preferably a very close and/or intimate one.

Expressing and reflecting on your feelings alone might make yourself feel better, but they lack consolidation. Having someone by your side consolidates those feelings and makes you feel complete. This is not proven, but I think it probably has something to do with the hormone oxytocin. This hormone gets released during very intimate social interactions such as hugging, bonding, and sex. When you deeply express your emotions and feelings, your body is actively waiting to release a full rush of oxytocin but does not because it doesn't detect any social input. In a way, having someone by your side allows you to imprint your emotions onto them, thereby triggering a release of oxytocin. This rush of oxytocin is what makes you feel complete and fulfilled. Again this is all just speculation.

After a brutal day, Sarah was very depressed. She could've cried herself to sleep but instead she called her friend over and she cried her feelings out with her, which made her feel a lot better. Sarah just experienced Mutual Affective Consolidation.

Derek was just not getting the satisfaction he desired when pleasuring himself. After getting a new girlfriend, Derek didn't ask for any sexual favors initially, he just asked her to be by his side when pleasuring himself. He found that pleasuring himself (and climax) with his girlfriend beside him felt much better than when doing it alone. He suspects that Mutual Affective Consolidation is the reason for that.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022

Mors Mutual Insurance

The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button

Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom

by ShittyWriter69 August 17, 2021

mutalite

a combination of the word mutate and cellulite, used for someone just oozing with fat in a repulsive way.

the mutalite was dripping fat of his chest

by Mene Tekel March 29, 2007

Mutat

Mutat is a rare kind of yellow mustard, that can be found in the pacific ocean, near the oysters. It tastes very good especaily when you smother it all over happy childeren in the bathtub.Also, Mutat is like rainbows and sunshine, that fills your heart with joy and fullfillment everyday :)

"Im feeling down today"

"You should have some mutat!"

"Okay!"

"Wow, i feel so much better, and it tastes amazing!"

"You should have mutat everyday! Now lets just go over here to the bathroom...."

by ImightEatYou June 10, 2011

Mutant

Amutant is what you call someone really ugly

Oi mate I saved your arse last night you got so pissed you nearly pulled a mutant

by Wee lafferty May 25, 2018