muscle car

Shit cars, made by shit American car companies. At best, they drive fast in a straight line, but that's it. They handle like boats, and don't stop. Interiors are made from cheap plastics, and the overall build quality is shit. Much like a typical American car.

Driven by idiots who think going fast in a straight line with an automatic transmission requires skill and makes them good drivers.

Person A: Look at my sweet Chevy, does a 1/4 in 10s. You can't mess with a "muscle car."

Person B: *sigh* If you think you and your car are so good, go drive around the Nurburgring. You'll end up in the ditch shitting your pants on the first slight turn.

by P.J. from planet Earth October 26, 2008

australian muscle rub

Inter-gultial sex, that is, when a man places his penis between the bottox, but not into the anus, of his partner and stimulates himself to orgasm. Like a Hawian Muscle Rub only "down under."

"She was too up-tight to Saddleback, so I settled for an Australian Muscle Rub."

by Parvus June 27, 2009

muscle

a code word for asshole.

Man...our boss is such a muscle!

I am the worlds largest muscle and don't you forget it!

by TeamMuscle December 14, 2010

Cunt-muscle

To describe someone who is EXTREMELY and UNBELIEVABLY unpleasant. Most commonly used when no possible words can come to mind to describe either a person or situation. The equivalence of being a douche-bag multiplied by at least 50.

"DUDE! You just fucking puked all over me you fucking cunt-muscle!!!"

In situational terms one may be "cunt-muscled".

by Steel843Curtain March 24, 2009

bravarian muscle fuck

The act of placing one's penis between the breasts of Germanic woman, while drinking a stein of beer.

I spilled my last Warsteiner while that smokin fraulein gave me a bravarian muscle fuck. tit fuck Titty Fuck

by ZippyMoonbat April 1, 2010

Muscle Sauce

n.: creme de la ejaculation, jism, sperm, semen, love cheese (masculine), 2. n.: var. Mussel Sauce (feminine)

Bob's muscle sauce stained my sheets.

-or-

Janet's mussel sauce was all over my fat cock.

by You Need a Breath Mint! November 16, 2003

Lean Muscle

The muscle that BAMF MMA fighters like Urijah Faber have. Used to kick ass and take names.

Bodybuilders are overrated. MMA fighters, with their lean muscle, are where its at.

by deadheart January 15, 2011