muddy charlie

The act of shitting into someone's and then the person with shit in their mouth gives you a blow job.

Legend has it, if you give Dwayne "the rock" Johnson and Muddy Charlie, Jesus himself will strike down a plague of acid rain on the entire world for an entire year.

by Username_4512 August 8, 2017

Muddy Mole

A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.

Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."

by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018

muddy buddies

a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.

Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.

by splashy daddy January 14, 2019

Muddies

A group of organisationally affiliated individuals who amalgamate to drink their lives away to suppress the guilt knowing that they leverage one high achievers study to allow them to pass their exams.

Hey Vinny, I heard Jeavs as spiritual representative of the Muddies put the Corps on the dry! Get it up ya, Darbo!

by Spanner’s Soggy Sayos September 14, 2018

muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

by Interloper81 May 30, 2018

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023