A private, primarily boarding high school located in Gill, Massachusetts. NMH thinks Deerfield is their main rival, but Deerfield barely knows NMH exists.
Thanks to NMH's mandatory student labor and the active farm on campus, early twentieth-century Mount Hermon students were regarded as hicks by their contemporaries, and Deerfield gave them the derogatory nickname "Hoggers." In the 1960s, NMH developed a reputation for hippies and drug use.
NMH has the largest campus of any New England prep school, with ample woodland for students to have sex in, and it also has the most deans of any New England prep school to catch them. NMH also used to have the best prep basketball program in the country, but in 2022, the school dismantled the program. NMH still has the best alpine skiing program in New England and elite soccer, crew, and Ultimate Frisbee teams. Additionally, NMH used to have the best food of any prep school in New England, but obviously no longer does.
Northfield Mount Hermon is, in conclusion, worse than Deerfield, Choate, Loomis, and St. Paul's; but better than any Vermont prep school, Williston, Cushing, the average public school, or a sharp stick in the eye. Students can rest easy at night knowing that three meals will be waiting for them the next day (if they have time to eat them) and that they will probably not be sexually assaulted by a straight male student or teacher.
Thanks to NMH's mandatory student labor and the active farm on campus, early twentieth-century Mount Hermon students were regarded as hicks by their contemporaries, and Deerfield gave them the derogatory nickname "Hoggers." In the 1960s, NMH developed a reputation for hippies and drug use.
NMH has the largest campus of any New England prep school, with ample woodland for students to have sex in, and it also has the most deans of any New England prep school to catch them. NMH also used to have the best prep basketball program in the country, but in 2022, the school dismantled the program. NMH still has the best alpine skiing program in New England and elite soccer, crew, and Ultimate Frisbee teams. Additionally, NMH used to have the best food of any prep school in New England, but obviously no longer does.
Northfield Mount Hermon is, in conclusion, worse than Deerfield, Choate, Loomis, and St. Paul's; but better than any Vermont prep school, Williston, Cushing, the average public school, or a sharp stick in the eye. Students can rest easy at night knowing that three meals will be waiting for them the next day (if they have time to eat them) and that they will probably not be sexually assaulted by a straight male student or teacher.
Chauncey: Tomorrow we're going to Northfield Mount Hermon.
Pilchard: Who's Herman?
Chauncey: No, Northfield Mount Hermon, like, the boarding school. We're going to get cooked by them in hockey.
Pilchard: Who's Herman?
Chauncey: No, Northfield Mount Hermon, like, the boarding school. We're going to get cooked by them in hockey.
by RamRancher20 October 30, 2023
Mount Southington is where you go to drop your kids off for minimum wage teenagers to take care of. Don’t even get me started about ski wee. The park kids there think they’re Shawn fucking White but really they’re just a bunch of crackheads that eat ass, smoke grass, and ski fast. The food there is over priced but the food trucks are nice. The only good thing about the “mountain” is the half pipe. It’s a hill, don’t even argue about it......
“Yo I went to mount southington last weekend and got kicked out by ski patrol for doing a backflip!”
“No way dude! I got kicked out for doing shots on the lift!”
“No way dude! I got kicked out for doing shots on the lift!”
by Recked101 April 22, 2021
A school that is known as "Mount Moron" and the name sure does fit! A rock could graduate from this school just as easily as the pot head students that attend.
by anonymouspurplesock March 25, 2017
by Donq H June 19, 2023
Mount Rainier High School is a school located in Bum Fuck, Washington, which is also known as des moines MRHS is the worst school, the football team sucks ass can't win the homecoming game headass the volley ball team aint shit only reason why people go is to see ass and most of the sports just be boring, the school it self is biggest clown in Washington most of the teachers are more attractive, than most kids in the school, just like the school all the students are clowns, you got a whole bunch of people, fake gangsters the 6'2 white boys with 2 inch dicks and that one nigga wearing fake louis vuitton shit you got the nerd bitches who lose there virginity at the age never, the stoner niggas who the only good heads here cuz they set off the fire alarm getting us outta class and the annoying ass gay kids who be shoving the dumbass bullshit down our throats frfr the girls at mount so flat that all the boys got a porn addiction but all the boys deadass think they the shit for walking with the black forces the dumb ass student store only serves pizza cuz thats what everyone wants @all the pigs at the school that have more fat rolls then ass , assemblies sound like if travis scott tried to rap porn the dances are shit cuz mount cant do shit right they try to be family friendly when they know the school full of hoes and bitch niggas
mount rainier is a whole ass circus this made by kennedy gang cuz we aint no bitch niggas
mount rainier is a whole ass circus this made by kennedy gang cuz we aint no bitch niggas
1: u go to mount rainier high school?
2:that one school that filled with hoes n thirsty ass bitches
1: yeah that one
2: hell nah i aint no bitch in the circus that breaks vending machines and wears fake gucci slides
2:that one school that filled with hoes n thirsty ass bitches
1: yeah that one
2: hell nah i aint no bitch in the circus that breaks vending machines and wears fake gucci slides
by Kennedy is the goat August 6, 2019
He's got everything planning for him just like Moun Aeils does. Mount Aeils means the soul to the universe
by Aeils November 23, 2021
"So how was your date yesterday?"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
by The distressed Pillock January 22, 2022