molly woo

When your barber fucks up your hairline.

Ayo Tony, why are you wearing that hat?

My Barber molly woo'd me

by Blaps Sap November 19, 2015

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Soft Molly

Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.

"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"

by squidge winkle August 6, 2011

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Molly Bagging

When one reaches the pinnacle of sexual prowess by drinking just enough alcohol to dull the lubido enough to prevent climaxing but not too much such that an erection is unachievable.

Try as hard as she might, Lily was unable to get Nick to give her a cream pie. Nick was molly bagging her all night.

by Ron Don Johnson August 23, 2021

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Mollie Knowler

Only just learnt how to ride a bike and can’t swim. However when she does try to swim she just looks like a ginger sea otter. And if all of that doesn’t scream set 8 then I don’t know what does:)

Person 1:Is that a beached whale?
Emma: no it’s just mollie Knowler

by raypiste June 3, 2020

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Molly Mole is an absolute Fuck-Head, her noes looks like the tip of a penis and her glasses make her look like a wanker, Molly wants to fuck Peppa in the ass cheeks and suck George's Fanny Flaps, overall, Molly Mole is a Cunt, Hoe, Slut, Whore, Fucker, Dildo-Sucker, Fanny Flap Licker and Dick. :)

Peppa: Molly Mole, where is your house?
Molly: In the ground! :D
Peppa's mind: oh shit, shes so fucking dirt poor that she lives in the ground, ugh, we're probably gonna have rabbit shit and bat cum for dinner.

by Mummy Mole October 15, 2019

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