Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.
Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.
by PENIS PATROL July 29, 2008
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Political mole

A politician who is secretly a supporter of the opposite party they are registered. Sabotaging and infiltrating votes to gain power to their preferred party.
That senator has not stood by his political party and voted against every bill. He could be a political mole.
by Kindguyryan December 09, 2022
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Mole grip

When a penis goes blood red from a fearsome grip.
My uncle gave me a mole grip when I was younger.
by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 09, 2019
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Mole Midler

Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.
person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".

Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".
by Pablo Mercadoo January 06, 2024
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mole rat dude

Usually a male with a very high iq, but is restricted from using his intelligence by his severe autism and speech impediment. Paces around a lot and always looks uneasy or awkward.
"Wow mole rat dude is really doing my fucking head in today."
by thicc0ck November 15, 2017
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fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.
The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.
by Brooo119 July 11, 2023
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