Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.

To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.

by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025

Ky Mole People

Kentucky Mole People

Have you seen those Kentucky Mole People living in the sewers in Kentucky

by The Kentucky Mole Hunter November 22, 2025

a sexy mole rat

For short "ASMR"

I'm gonna watch ASMR (a sexy mole rat) dance

by Yougotthatdeijahvu March 1, 2025

Ginny Mole

Sending a picture, or explaining something no one really cares about, and not giving any heads up before doing so.

Sending a screenshot and expecting people to say something about it. “Today at school some kid said “skibidi toliet rizz.” I was so confused.” Ginny Mole

by the real gio bellic March 5, 2025

mesmerizing moles of majesty

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.

And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of creating emotional lotion. Sadly, he did not nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection and possibly being kissapointed.

by von groovy June 27, 2024

mesmerizing moles of majesty

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.

And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of spouting emotional lotion. Sadly, he said nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection or possibly being kissapointed.

by von groovy June 27, 2024

Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.

"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."

by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024