Moist

Can mean a variety of things, like that's awesome..thats soo casual, great, but if said in angry tone can mean "dumb"

Friend 1: Hey I got an A on my paper!
Friend 2: Thats so moist!

Friend 1: Stop being so moist bitch!

by Helo1218 January 2, 2012

Moises

A term coined by Gerardo Alvarez of San Diego, California in reference to marijuana while talking code. Either over the phone or in front of people. It can be used in short as Mois.

In Spanish: Saca la moises. or Donde esta Moises?

In English: Do you know were Moises is? or Is Moises going to come today?

by fictional reality March 1, 2009

moist towel

where you are licking a girls pussy then start heavily warm breathing or panting inside her vagina

i gave that girl the best moist towel she wil ever recieve

by xtreemelicker April 8, 2011

Moist

Someone being way to emotional. Being a "Bitch". Someone being a consistant hater

Quit tripping you half stepping Moist Ass Bitch.

Hand that fool a towel, he being Moist

by John Sharma June 3, 2004

Moist

The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.

Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"

"sorry bro i moisted"

Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"

"nawh nigga im to moist"

by Moistninja March 1, 2014

moist men

Men that constantly out lotion or other moisterizer on there hands arms and other parts of there body. Manly at work but at home also

Joe and guy are always puting lotion on their hands they are a couple of moist men

by mikebdrx1 April 11, 2008

Moist Tofu

The act of a man sticking tofu in a womens vagina while proceeding to have sex with her causing moist white cheese to secrete from her vagina.

Last night Krista asked for me to do the moist tofu with her.

by poodlewipp999 March 7, 2011