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runway model

A woman whose picture you see everywhere in fashion magazines, she's supposed to be pretty and attractive and pleasant, but instead she has THiS description:

*MUCH TOO SKiNNY

*MUCH TOO PALE

*Looks like a TOTAL (b-word), in other words she always has this ANGRY look on her face like she thinks she's so much better than everybody else just because she is wearing expensive-as-heck designer clothes whose names you can't pronounce, either that or she's just mad at the world.

*Looks like she is sick because she's so skinny and pale

*LOOKS LiKE AN ANGRY CORPSE!

Runway models are supposed to look beautiful and happy so they'll attract more people, but trust me, with their sour faces, they are likely to attract NOBODY.
Jane: "Why do you always walk around with a sulky look on your face, and why do you want to waste all your money on $500 Gucci jeans and $300 Versace sunglasses when you can get a just as good pair of jeans for $40 and a just as good pair of sunglasses for $14...and did I pronounce the names right?"

Lisa: "This is the runway model attitude. They always look like this."
Jane: "Well, if they always walk around looking like they have something up their rear ends all the time then they're really not all that attractive like they think they are."
by smking59 June 4, 2009
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modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.
Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.
by John February 9, 2005
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MODESTO

Short,Gay, bald individual that is fast approaching middle age.
Mini me is a Modesto from Austin Powers.
by Tadghzsdfbsd February 7, 2007
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Instagram model

An influencer who posts on Instagram getting paid to sponsor say a brand or a personal business. I.E. a brand ambassador. An instagram model does not need 1 mil followers. A white background. Or A expensive camera with big ole lights. So before you think your being funny coming at an actual ig model. Do your research and next time. Check again which one of us is actually getting paid by posting on ig.
Kylie : I’ve been posting clear pics and I get paid for posting on instagram, i sponsor all the brands I wear and get posted on their pages, my pictures are clear... but I only have 1k followers

LOGIC : YOUR AN INSTAGRAM MODEL.
by wusgud. July 19, 2019
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Tesla Model S

The first electric car that actually competes with big gas guzzling german sports sedans. One of the first electric cars that is not useless and worth buying. The Future Legend of American automotive industry.
Tesla Model S is better than BMW M5, Porsche Panamera, and Cadillac CTS-V combined, because this 12 second car doesn't burn any precious oil and is in M5 price territory.
by DodgeR/T February 19, 2013
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Modesto heybuddy

A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.
I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.
by Biermann Z January 26, 2011
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modest mouse

A band that's a one-hit wonder. Their only good and only popular song was "Float On". How ironic that after releasing a song called "Float On", they subsequently proceeded to "Float Off" the public's eye.
Hey, whatever happened to that stupid-name band with that one catchy song ? Oh, you mean modest mouse ?
by TMRM December 28, 2005
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