Texas Clitsaw Massacre

Sexual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the vagina, the pinky finger enters the anus, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the clitoris

i gave her the texas clitsaw massacre, and she nearly blew

by cancer June 25, 2005

Internal Massage

A casual way of suggesting sex.

Guy: Yea baby, tonight i will come over and give you a full body massage.

Girl: Oooooh I love massages. What kind will you give?

Guy: A Full-Body and an Internal Massage

by Mr. White April 7, 2004

weapons of mass production

How our brilliant president tries to say weapons of mass destruction

"They are in possessions of weapons of mass production..."

by tinkerbelll May 22, 2004

average atomic mass

The weighted average of the atmoic masses of the naturally occuring isotopes of an element.

Suppose you had a box of marbles that contain 2 sizes of marbles. If 25% of the marbles have the massses of 2.00g each and 75% have the masses of 3.00g each then the average atomic mass would look like this.
(25 marbles x 2.00g = 50g)+(75 marbles x 3.00g = 225g) = 275g / 100 = (an average atomic mass of) 2.75g.

by Killa Chris the Great September 29, 2006

Virginia Slim Massacre

When at a club, one buys a carton of Virginia Slims and proceeds to smoke the entire carton at the club. This is usually done by an Italian who has never smoked in his life.

Kevin: Hey man, I thought you didn't smoke

John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.

Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??

by Grinnell March 30, 2008

sensual massage armenian russian

Erotic massage is the use of massage techniques for erotic ends that is widely practiced by couples as part of lovemaking. For example, instead of draping the subject's body with towels, an erotic massage is usually conducted with the subject naked and undraped. Areas of the body such as the areas around the groin and intimate parts of the body, which are normally not touched in therapeutic massage, will be touched in ways that increase sexual arousal.

Erotic massage may be utilized as a means of stimulating the libido, or increasing the ability of a person to respond positively to sensual stimulus. In some cases, erotic massage can be a form of foreplay without sexual gratification, intended to heighten the sensitivity of an individual prior to another engagement where sexual arousal and fulfillment is intended. In other cases, erotic massage may be used professionally to help men address issues of premature ejaculation. Methods employed may teach the recipient to relax the musculature of his pelvis and thus prolong arousal and increase pleasure.citation needed

It is also offered as a service by some massage parlors (known as the 'happy ending'). In this case, erotic massage may be considered to be a form of sex work, or a form of sex therapy.

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by pamelabalian January 20, 2009

soapy massage

Jacking off in the shower.

Ever since Lee got married to that prude cunt Tori, the only way he can bust a nut is by giving himself a soapy massage.

by soapy massager March 26, 2009