mittens

a very pro priest back in Nothing Personal that left a mark on everybody in the guild

mittens once said, "i prefer beetle borgs over power rangers."

by sicariusroguelawl June 27, 2008

muttonstrumpet

An attractive older woman between 40 & 60 who dresses in fashionable gear, is sohisticated and still has the x factor

'she's getting on a bit, but a real muttonstrumpet.' Possible 'muttonstrumpet' Madonna

by Dick Shone 'Arry October 18, 2003

mutton face

a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.

Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!

by Jr Black January 19, 2009

Milton

Milton is the biggest loli known on discord

milton is the biggest fucking loli ever smh

by Expired_Memes October 21, 2018

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

Milton Mango

The sexual act of using a xxxx bottle to pleasure a woman whilst the boys all watch and finish the slab.

Joey and the boys gave big Rhonda a Milton Mango out the back of the pub last Friday

by Rusty McShackleford June 25, 2018

mitten queen

a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys

Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004