Midget Overlord

An east-coast high-school terminology meaning: "To exert authority, with low stature".

"Charlie really is a Midget Overlord," said Tom. "He is the coolest kid on campus."

by CharlesD May 6, 2006

strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

vanilla midget

Vanilla = Boring
Midget = Small

Used by the Legendary Kevin Nash to describe the oompa loompas Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Gurerro, ect.

Nash knew they would drive the fans away so heroically buried them for the good of the company.

Sadly the WWE started to push these losers and as a result ratings are in the gutter.

Eddy + Benoit = VANILLA MIDGETS!

by NashMark March 26, 2005

Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".

A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018

midget

acronym for 'mini idiots dangerously growing even tinier'

omg look @ da midget ova der.. hez lyk so smal!

by juss anotherr gurl... October 1, 2005

midget salad

a sexual position that is usually used on forign people on the 4th of july while having sex with taco salads
(not to be confused with midget sundae

yes ill have the midget salad with ranch dressing

by scott wakeling March 24, 2003

moon midget

A short guy whoes always high.

"Why hello there, Tommy!"
"You moon midget!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005