A sweet, kind-hearted girl who’s tougher than she looks. She’s the type of person who’ll make you feel safe just by being around her. Loyal as hell, funny without even trying, and not afraid to say what she does or doesn’t like. She’s been through pain but still carries love in her heart. If you’ve got a Mercedes in your life, protect her, because she’s one of a kind. Shes a ray of sunshine. But, you get on her bad side, and you're in for it.
Friend: "I need you"
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.
by Queen of unicorns August 31, 2025
Get the Mercedes mug.A crappy town full of inbred ignorant hicks delaying their inevitable end to their crappy unaccomplished lives.
by MILFHUNTER6968 September 12, 2025
Get the Merced mug.A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.
No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"
No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"
No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025
Get the Mercedes-moron mug.Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."
by Bisharpp October 18, 2017
Get the Jake Meredith mug.by Russianmercedes30 May 14, 2019
Get the Russian Mercedes mug.Daniel Meredith is Truly fat and deserves a girl because of his high Witt and low body count, He is a very angry character so dont mess with the fat bastard. Mr Meredith is one of the funniest human beings known to earth and really keep his circle small but allows it to get bigger if needed. Daniel is a very loving and caring person to his Family and Friends, he really keeps his attention on his Best Friends and sometimes is a little bit rude to his Family - He feels awful about that situation and seeks to improve.
Daniel is generally Fat but seeks to be thin in future, For once.
Definition of daniel meredith: Ruler of Pussy.
Definition of daniel meredith: Ruler of Pussy.
by Anonymous x Anonymous December 10, 2019
Get the daniel meredith mug.allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!
by for the STREETS September 10, 2020
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