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Meal breaker

An unwanted ingredient in a dish that makes the entire thing inedible.
I can't order that, it's got coriander. You know that's a meal breaker for me.

Does this have any type of nut in it? Because that's an instant meal breaker.
by Asaf May 14, 2018
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i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean
Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know
by JISUNGPARK March 26, 2018
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Happy Meal

Hand job that she swallows...happy for me and a meal for her.
Wife and I shared a happy meal!
by Rufus Ramsey July 7, 2019
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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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hoe meal

Hamburger helper. A meal that hoes that say they can cook make.
"I'm making hamburger helper tonight!" "That's a hoe meal!!"
by Polly pocko April 21, 2019
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A whole ass meal

Victor Buitimea is a whole ass MEAL.
by Ruth294817572 April 26, 2019
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Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.
Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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