McDonalds wifi

Basically bad wifi

I have mcdonalds wifi

by Leafyz May 21, 2021

Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

by Semen licker June 12, 2021

McDonald's Dick

When your penis gets zits, primary from working and using the restroom at a fastfood place such as McDonald's

Go damnit, all this fucking grease gave me McDonald's Dick

by PanAreFuckingHot December 17, 2022

Goopy Mcdonald

The act of a group of guys (some females may be involved) have dirty anal sex.

Last night me and the boys parked out in the back woods after work and had some Goopy McDonald !

by Smalljohnson September 23, 2023

Callum Mcdonald

He likes pies and men.

Hey, Thats Callum Mcdonald! Is he eating pies, or men?

by hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm June 16, 2022

Mcdonalds Conspiracy

Ok, so heres the "Mcdonalds Conspiracy": Mcdonalds and LA fitness are in Cahoots, so, when a person eats a bunch of Big-Macs they feel guilty and get LA Fitness memberships. Then after all their hard work they feel they can "afford" to eat a Big-Mac. Then thats when the addicitions start kicking in. Then you spend late nights pondering why you keep getting fat then you go to the gym again, so, in this sense Miccy D's get LA Fitness customers and Vise-versa.
So you think thats it? NO!! Well, theres a third wheel...IPOD!!! Most people when running on the tred-mill or the just working out listen to their IPODS, and since IPODS are so poorly made the battery life soon decreases bit by bit due to all the usage, then it causes you to buy another IPOD then the same thing happens again until McDonalds, LA Fitness, and IPOD are making more money than any other franchise in this earth thus the reason those are the biggest franschises. Break The Habit

The Mcdonalds Conspiracy is messed up

by Angelo the man November 19, 2006

McDonalds Breakdown

When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option

Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.

by Clifton Reed December 19, 2011