A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.
"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022
Get the Maria Pizarromug. Generally, all the girls at villa are huge beersluts and have nothing better to do with their lives than spend it completely fucked up with their mouth on some guy's dick e.g every senior at that school. It's pretty sad that you guys consider yourselves outstanding and different in a good way, because everybody just likes to get u fucked up and take advantage of you. Have fun wasting your life and carrying around those STDs.
"what are we going to do tonight?"
"get fucked up and hook up with dudes. that's what we always do."
"i mean in addition to that."
"is there anything else to do?"
"get fucked up and hook up with dudes. that's what we always do."
"i mean in addition to that."
"is there anything else to do?"
by you know who this is April 4, 2005
Get the villa mariamug. Marijuana backwards with an extra "a" to delunge some of the negative connotations away from the obvious "Good Times" this item delivers.
Person 1: Yo.. you know Juana Maria?
Person 2: Who the f*ck is that?
Person 1: Say it backwards... *wink
Person 2: Oh...!! yea yea I know her... she coo....
Person 2: Who the f*ck is that?
Person 1: Say it backwards... *wink
Person 2: Oh...!! yea yea I know her... she coo....
by Kashm September 19, 2006
Get the Juana Mariamug. Guy 1:'Lucy is such a maria anthea.'
Guy 2:'What did she do to sleep under your willow tree?'
Guy 1:'She did a hand stand for 15 mins!'
Guy 2:'Wait! You didn't bone her?'
Guy 1:'Wow forgot about that, maybe next time.'
Guy 2:'What did she do to sleep under your willow tree?'
Guy 1:'She did a hand stand for 15 mins!'
Guy 2:'Wait! You didn't bone her?'
Guy 1:'Wow forgot about that, maybe next time.'
by Reggaerockkermismage August 26, 2011
Get the maria antheamug. Maria Sofia you have a beautiful name, too bad that society does not understand it: let's abolish patriarchy! keep chasing your dreams (arjan) e non mollare perché tu sei una guerriera tu puoi tutto!
by ilsegreto37 November 23, 2021
Get the maria sofiamug. Another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. Adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl.
Phineas: "Dude, I have a hot date with Maria Palma later tonight."
Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?"
Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house."
Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?"
Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house."
by JoeBloWe September 25, 2011
Get the Maria Palmamug. by NotMangu December 24, 2018
Get the Maria and Razvanmug.