EVAN MAJOR JACKSON

First off HUGE penis mans is half horse.Great personality and his charisma his Barack level. The chosen one and leader of men. A gentleman women fling themselves at him but he has only one true love .God. a Family man the type of guy you bring home to mama and papa.Your father will ask why you don’t propose. Cardi b might not cook or clean but evan major Jackson? Build:different. master chef and son of mr clean himself the boy is nice. Overall lots could be said about him and really no one knows him he’s like

A ghost a legend the prodigy.

I heard Evan Major Jackson is that Nigga round these parts!

by Emj November 23, 2021

Major Grindage

When Mr. Holley is ready to eat lunch

Mr. Holley - "Alrighty estudiantes its time for some major grindage"

by OkayNesko August 30, 2023

G Major

I call this "the people's key". It's a common key used in folk music and ballads. It's also a simple key to play in.

Songs in the key if G Major:

Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day

Let Her Go by Passenger

Maybe It's Time by Bradley Cooper

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd

Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Major Biff

A discription of a guy that blows his load all over a woman's face.

"Hey check out Peter, he's graduated to a Major Biff!"

by Derek W February 4, 2006

Majority Opinion

Isn't truth. It's the ad populum fallacy. That is why not-smart.

Hym "Hahahahaha! Majority Opinion!? Ha! That is hilarious!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

major chess

The act of being moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, sophisticated process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a Major Chess player themselves

Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now, this was MAJOR Chess

by MajorChess October 10, 2019

The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025