magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

magic q

The last quarter ounce of drugs. Known for its potency and high desirability.

I can't believe how ripped Joe got off of my magic q last night.

I've got to get more for my stash. I'm down to my magic q.

by MagicRay June 24, 2009

ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

Magic Bum

A lazy -- often homosexual -- individual that has a (or many) mental illnesses almost always including Asperger's. Favorite activities usually take the form of FurryCon or the closest Wendy's.

yoo dat nigga a magic bum fo sho

by Wet Waffles May 19, 2020

Magical Storybook

The Magical Story Book Is A Magic Book where you can make anything with: Storymafier, Crayola and Sharpies.

The Magical Storybook!? What? ARE YOU KIDDING!

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 24, 2022

Magic Michalik

Magic is an amazing person with the kindest heart, anyone who hates magic is missing out on his amazing smile and personality. Magic can have major mood swings and sometimes need space but overall magic is the best person you will ever meet!

Omg there is no jam what will he do?

Magic michalik is the best, kindest and most amazing person ever!

by Magic is amazing November 19, 2019

magical manslaughter

An example of murder using any form of magic or done by a mage.

Harry Potter exists only because of Voldemort committing magical manslaughter.

by i’m not a knitter October 30, 2020