National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.

Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!

by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021

Mustache Key

The key to a great mustache.

Bro, you’re Stache is coming in strong. Take it to greatness with the Mustache Key!

by Mr. Mustachekey May 11, 2021

His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

by Silky mane May 24, 2021

Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021

mustache

1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.

2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.

Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.

by Maxi T. December 27, 2024

Slutty Mustache

A mustache on a hot guy that makes him 10 times hotter and honestly is a part of his personality.

Is it too much to ask for a liberal brunette with a slutty mustache???

by nothollis July 14, 2025

Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025