Skip to main content

monke

A term used after a handful of trading around images suggesting slavery, first starting with "Reject Modernism - Return to Tradition." Some non-racists decided that they would mock this and use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monkey." This was then used by more and more people until somebody (or a lot of people) managed to misspell it. "Return to Monke" has now been used more, but it changed further to "Reject Humanity - Return to Monke." some still use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monke" today. It has grown more wholesome in its transformation as well.
"I hate how children nowadays need so much"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
by DoomyGoomy May 12, 2021
mugGet the monkemug.

poke a monk

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun
by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022
mugGet the poke a monkmug.

Monke

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
mugGet the Monkemug.

monke

A name for the character in the VR game Gorilla Tag. It runs on two arms without feet.
THIS MONKE HAS THE FINGER PAINTER!!!
by Ilian7611 June 9, 2024
mugGet the monkemug.

shit monke

no
by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021
mugGet the shit monkemug.

monk-monk

country term for a girl's vigina
The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?
by rockiew August 7, 2006
mugGet the monk-monkmug.

peaceful monke

-bruh, this monke is very ugly!
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
by pablo burrito January 4, 2021
mugGet the peaceful monkemug.

Share this definition