Pubg Mobile but with a different name published in India. Same cancer of a game still. Game that you play because you are too poor to buy a Gaming PC/Console. Played by "Chapris". A game that Indians make montages of with random loud Non Copyrighted Music and begs for random people on Instagram to share it. Game that makes teenagers choose youtube as a job and regret their life later.
1. Bijubon - Omg PUBG MOBILE is back in India as Battlegrounds mobile India. Can't wait to play it again.
Aryan - We are no longer friends sorry bro
2. Krishnan - Can you share my Battlegrounds Mobile India montage bro ?
Joydeep - I am blocking you "Chapri"
Aryan - We are no longer friends sorry bro
2. Krishnan - Can you share my Battlegrounds Mobile India montage bro ?
Joydeep - I am blocking you "Chapri"
by Shihiro Taiyo May 22, 2021
Get the Battlegrounds Mobile Indiamug. Cod mobile ranked has sadly become a hollow, frustrating mess. Maintaining rank is next to impossible now. 2-3 years ago ranked was challenging but felt more natural. But now, it's changed for the worse.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
I solo-queued my way into legendary this season.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 30, 2025
Get the cod mobile rankedmug. To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."
by Memento Dave April 5, 2021
Get the Borrow my mobilemug. by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023
Get the T-Mobile Wifimug. When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.
Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
by Slainte October 4, 2013
Get the Mobile Crockpotmug. by bigatw May 13, 2025
Get the Mepo Mobilemug. Someone who plays video games in their mobile device. Typically games like Call of Duty: Mobile, PUBG Mobile, or any other crappy mobile versions/rip-offs of existing titles.
Steve: There's this guy Alex in our school who is a player of a pro league team for Call of Duty: Mobile.
Ryan: Yeah, that Mobile Gamer? I can't believe these posers even call themselves gamers! They don't even use a PC or a Console to begin with.
Ryan: Yeah, that Mobile Gamer? I can't believe these posers even call themselves gamers! They don't even use a PC or a Console to begin with.
by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024
Get the Mobile Gamermug.