Flesh Mitten

Step 1: find a chick with ass-gape like you read about
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.

After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.

by The Stink Finger January 17, 2011

Big Mitts

Rough looking hands. Originated in reference to baseball catchers mitts and how they end up looking unkempt and dirty after being used over time during various games.

Person 1 : Yo did you see Lashelle's wedding ring on instagram?
Person 2: No I was too distracted by her big mitts to even notice.

Person 1: Dang you wrong for that!

by howwedoit January 20, 2015

Tits to the mitts

A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".

You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.

by chillablack June 28, 2010

mitts

Man tits

That guy has some big mitts

by James Napier April 14, 2004

foot mitten

term used to describe the slipper/shoe that most teenage girls enjoy wearing due to the fact that they are easy to get on and most importantly off.

I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.

by sal May 13, 2005

Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011

Mitten Face

A large male, preferably with a huge dick.

And the face of a mitten.

person 2. woah that guy is a huge mitten face!
person 1. yeah i bet his dicks huge!!!1

by adriana koznia IS DISGUSTING April 3, 2011