Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

plump with lump

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"

-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!

by michael foolsley October 28, 2013

dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 6, 2018

Nerped a Lumby

When managing money paid by others and pooled for future disbursement on their behalf, and you feel the urge to take some for yourself as an unapproved "service fee".

"I hear that Tristan collected all of the funds from everyone for our Fantasy Football League but he Nerped a Lumby; so now we are way short of funds in the pool."

by Saundoggy April 6, 2022

pineapple lump

A Sri Lankan who is brown on the outside yet blonde on the inside, who squeals, topples, then falls whilst attempting to bungy jump

"You're like a pineapple lump!"

by Nick101 August 29, 2006

Double Lumpkin

When a girl gives a man head while he is shitting and pissing. (Often deemed impossible)

Yesterday at work I stumbled upon Robert giving Paul a double lumpkin in the bathroom.

by Tripod787 June 18, 2008

Umpa Lumpa

n. just about any group of cooworkers from another country that inhabit you workplace in large numbers.

what ? me ? get a umpa lumpa to do it.

by Franz February 11, 2004