Lucas xiao, also known as Lucas 小鸡鸡 is a rich 11 or 12 year old kid who likes to masturbate so much that his dick gets smaller and smaller until it's no more. He also likes to gamble with his 200 girlfriends and he his a fucking greedy idiot.
by mrnotcool June 5, 2019
Get the Lucas xiaomug. A great visionary storyteller, and the man who created Star Wars. Lately, he's been too influenced by the money and the technology involved in filmmaking, rather than the story of the prequels. That's why the new movies suffer.
by bigtones October 7, 2004
Get the George Lucasmug. by imn0tafan420 June 18, 2021
Get the lucas dunlopmug. An extremely gorgeous girl who any guy would be lucky enough to have her. She tends to have an amazing body with jaw dropping tits. She's always happy and that smile is perfect
by Masters layer February 10, 2014
Get the kelly lucasmug. A short kid who likes Literature and drama. He is also short and like a person named Rohan very much. He also likes Starwars ,memes and Halo.
by LucasYeohfan123 September 15, 2021
Get the Lucas Yeohmug. Guy1: EASY'D the exam, kept a trevally and now my hair looks like pwebees
Guy2: Bruh are you serious don't be a Lucas Rhodes
Guy2: Bruh are you serious don't be a Lucas Rhodes
by marzy_ August 19, 2021
Get the Lucas Rhodesmug. The dirtiest of all sex positions, involving:
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian
1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.
Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.
Warning:
By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian
1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.
Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.
Warning:
By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.
Average Chungus: “I did the Luca Bok yesterday!”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”
by BeetrootBoy69 July 2, 2020
Get the Luca Bokmug.