london

She can be shy sometimes depends on the person and their personality she can be the most talkative person ever. London’s are very beautiful smart and really funny. They can be lazy but are very active and athletic. With London’s you have to have a good first impression because that’s how they will remember you. If you get to know a London don’t let her go, she is amazing person.

If you get to date a London your the luckiest person in the world

by Broo vfftuii November 20, 2023

London Jane

London Jane is a very nice Christian women , a natural haired queen she is a fine shyt,
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!

Huzz: whos London Jane ?
Defined
Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !

by Fineshiteblah January 28, 2025

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

London Girl

A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money off rich, successful, much older Londoners.

Lucie is such a La la la London girl, she’s managed to go on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare from a software consultant from London

by VapourTrail May 13, 2024

london tube

An uncircumcised British men's "old man."

That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!

So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!

by Seattle White Thunder December 3, 2015

London Special

To give an individual a stabbin', like in the backstreets (and front streets) of London

He received the London Special last night

by ItsSheepish June 25, 2024

London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024