human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere

Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance

by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023

runningfree lance

When u meet runningfree lance your heart will melt, he will take your soul for a ride and play marko polo when he's had enough. Very polite man has excellent manners but when u make him anger the whole world shakes, in bed he's the dominant he will touch u like u never been touch before making your body quiver for more giving ur body and mind a nice relax feeling when all said and done. Don't be fooled by this man he will rip your heart out smiling when expect you to be ok with it

Runningfree lance is free man born to run never settle for less

by i8oneb4u November 22, 2023

Agt_Lance

Agt_Lance, One of the least player u want to pick in ur team in roblox highschool hoops, but good fastbreak and offensive awareness, just pick him if u dont have any SF for the team

Agt_Lance is mid bro
for real?? he decent ig?

by Urbans. December 6, 2024

Sir lancelot 🐺🐺

Tuff ahh foid who responds to all of your messages and supports your account

Sigma 1: "Boi I met ts susy ah foid" Sigma 2: "Boi is she a Sir lancelot 🐺🐺" Sigma 1: "No boi she's a susy ah didy blus"

by F1nfiniti March 15, 2026

Savvy x Lancer

This is the ship between Savvy and Lancergamer56. These two are actually an Irl couple and also they met one another in Irl as well and oh my goodness aren’t these two so cute together. They practically are a quarantine couple and they enjoy each other’s company. Lance surely was interested first in her and now look at what they are now. They are a flourishing ship that is destined not to break. How sweet is this everyone! Also, it’s somewhat shocking how one of Savvy’s friends predicted him and her being together or speculated that they were together.

“I know you won’t tell since it’s hard to tell on yourself.” -Lance pretty much confessed to Savvy about his feelings. Savvy x Lancer

by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021

polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025